Did You Know?
The Church of El Duce is the world's fastest growing religion.
El Duce is Lord
Pope Heathen Scum of the Mentors, and Kill Allen Wrench,
is El Duce's representative on Earth
Allen Wrench is the Messiah of the Church of El Duce
In the largest mass religious conversion in History, the
Entire State of Israel has converted from Judaism to The
Church of El Duce
There are four sacraments in the Church of El Duce : Sex,
Porno, Booze, and Pot
The Church of El Duce is open to anyone to join with certain
exceptions : no gayes, no children allowed as well : only
sexually liberated swingers
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Church News
Hollywood celebs are flocking in droves to join the Church
of El Duce. Religious leader and earthly spokesman for our
lord, El Duce Pope Scum stated in his latest statement to
the flock:
"In just one week our church was flooded with Tom
Cruise, defecting to the COED from Scientology, Madonna
and her husband, what’s his name, defecting from the
Kabala and many other yes men and women who follow these
billionaires. Truely incredible.
Basically we have the Hollywood community locked up with
our particular brand of sex, drugs, and rock and roll and
religion. This is a righteous religion for swingers, and
strictly for adults. Mike Jackson tried to get into the
Sinagog of our Church of El Duce, and was voted out by the
rest of the church. We don’t need this kind of hassle.
Its not a racial thing at all, we have plenty of members
of every race, that is why they call us the Rainbow Religion.
We are working on a bigger coup however. It looks like the
entire state of Israel is going to convert tot he COED.
How this works to affect the Mid East crisis, this is anybody’s
guess. It is really going to shake things up! This started
with my personal consoling to Ariel Sharon. Our Church supports
Sharon and the State of Israel 110% in his fight against
terrorists."
Pictured Below : Pope Heathen Scum (with guitar), and Allen
Wrench, Messiah of the Church of El Duce
