Apart from his Musicial
and Political Talents, Pope Scum is happy in the name of
our Lord, El Duce, to interview many celebrities to out
rock that shitty fag mag, Interview Magazine.
Here is the first
of many interviews to come :
Dr. Scum interviews
Dave Grohl of Nirvana and Foo Fighters
Dr. Heathen Scum Interview with Dave Grohl
1 01 04
I was lucky enough to hook up for a conversation with Dave
Grohl of the legendary band, Nirvana, recently while doing
some recording in Seattle with the Church of El Duce. I
asked Dave if he would consent to doing an interview to
promote the New Church of El Duce Supergroup Yahoo! Group,
and he graciously agreed. I smoked him out righteously with
some sweet pot, and then let the tape recorder rollDHS :
Dave thanks for letting me interview you in order to promote
the Church of El Duce Supergroup. I really appreciate it.
But lets get right down to business Who killed Kurdt Cobain?
DG : As far as who actually pulled the trigger, it was El
Duce. But it was a bigger conspiracy then that. It was Courtney
and the record company that realized Cobain would be bigger
dead than alive, that’s the old Elvis/Sid Viscous
trick. That’s one reason I don’t want to get
too big, the fuckin record company will kill ya just to
make more money.
DHS There are conflicting opinions within the Metal Community
on Nirvana. Some feel it was cool, others say it stunk like
shit? How do you feel about the band now that it is over?
DG : Honestly I thought the band was terrible as well. I
was a metal fan and after listening to classic Ozzy albums
like the Ultimate Sin, Nirvana was a pathetic mess of a
band. I tried to play good but the other two dummies were
so stoned on heroin that had no idea what was going on.
I know it isn’t cool to bash your own band, but I’m
glad the idiot got offed so I could make some decent music.
DHS : What do you think about your fellow DC native, Zakk
Wylde?
DG : Me and Zakk go way back. He used to play in a cover
band that would play backyard parties and stuff. I used
to get stoned with him all the time but he turned real weird
a few years ago. I don’t know what caused it but he
turned into being the most obnoxious redneck racist prick
you ever met. If your walking down the street with him and
he sees a black guy he will run over and say fuck you nigger
and stuff like that. It’s not cool or even safe to
be around him. These black rappers will shoot for no reason,
and I tried to explain that to him, but he is just too stupid
to figure it out.
He thinks he is a biker or something, and the IQ level of
what he is doing is so low, it’s even worse than Nirvana
actually. Bottom line he is an obnoxious stupid drunken
fuck. Total white trash.
DHS : what do you listen to these days apart from your own
stuff?
DG : Well definitely Foo Fighters is right up there. Other
than that, fuck, the Church of El Duce SuperGroup. That
shit is amazing. Frankly its better than Mentors and that
is a hard act to follow. It is very unusual for somebody
to be in two classic bands in his lifetime. For Dr. Scum
to be in Mentors and then Church of El Duce Supergroup,
well fuck, that is like being in the Beatles and then joining
the Stones. Jimmy Page going from Yardbirds to Zep is about
the only analogous situation I can think of.
DHS : Nirvana was a political band. What do you think about
the war on Terrorism?
DG : Yea your right, Nirvana was super left wing. But shit,
nobody had any idea at that time what those crazy Arabs
were up to. I think if Curt Cobain was alive today he would
be the first to say juke drop an A bomb on all of em, Syria,
Palestine, Iraq, Pakistan, etc. As far as what I think,
I fully support President Bush and I encourage him to attack
more often. These fuckers are trying to stop our rock, so
we have to stop them.
DHS : What is your relationship with Courtney Love?
DG : Well she represents the estate of Curt Cobain so that
means me and Novaselic have to meet with her to go over
Nirvana business 4 times a year. There is a lot a of money
still coming in. We try to get along with her, but she is
super stoned and super greedy. Apart from that all the plastic
surgery has definitely worked well, fuck when we first met
her she was a super pig, now she looks like a fuckin cheerleader.
She’s hot.
DHS : Any last words for the fans?
DG : Thanks Dr. Scum, for letting me promote my act, Foo
Fighters on the righteous and holy Church of El Duce page.
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