U.S. Army Officiers embarrassed
themselves recently in Iraq. Because the Interrogation specialists
had been so successsful by blaring "music" by such groups
as Metallica at Iraqi and Al Quada suspects until they confessed
or gave evidence regarding terrorist plans, the troops were instructed
by Washington to play at high volume the alleged "worst rock
band in America, the Mentors". Redneck hick officials such
as Dick Chenney had been advised that this would make the Irquis
squel quiker than blariing Metallica.
Unfortunately, the technique backfireed,
bigtime. The Iraqis exposed for the first time to the righteous
rape rock of our Lord El Duce, dragged out the interrogation session
for long periods just so they could hear the righteous rape rock
of El Duce over and over again. A partiicular request was Judgement
Day.
Pope Heathen Scum was qutoed, "Cheney
should have asked me first. I would have told him to stick with
Metallica because honestly they are pretty annoying. Playing Mentors
to torture poeple is just not going to work because Mentors rock
big time."
