In the most shocking and entertaining reality TV program yet, Pope Scum of Mentors and OJ Simpson of Buffalo Bills staged a suprise manly intervention with talented rocker, Paul McCartney..

OJ : Yeah Paul. It time to pull some Helter Skelter on this wicked white woman.

Paul : Wow OJ, that songs like a great song title! thanks guys for the moral support, This is a great case of celebrities helping celebritites. If only we could have helped John Lennon get away from Yoko.