DNN (Duce News Network) : RapeLine
Los Angeles :
The Mentors Bassist and Vocalist
Pope Heathen Scum was questioned for hours by the Los Angeles
Police Department in connection with the investigation of the
alleged rape of a Groupie by Poison Drummer, Rikkie Rocket.
After several hours of questioning,
Pope Scum met with the press to explain the situation on the
steps of the Los Angeles Criminal Courthouse and Police Headquarters.
Heathen read this statement to
the assembled press corp around the world.
"Rikki Rocket approached
the Mentors to do a tour with Poison, to be billed as Heteros
Versus Homos. We met with Mr. Rocket at a hotel casino on Alabama
to discuss the matter. Mr Rocket was dressed up as a woman and
we fully believed him to be a homosexual with an exclusive interest
in having sex with other men. Our Lord, El Duce, has frequently
made such statements to me also while he was alive
Myself and Sickie Junior adjoined
to our penthouse suite with Mr. Rocket to discuss the financial
details for the proposed tour. In the suite were several Mentors
(female) groupies. Mr. Rocket started consuming massive quantities
of alcoholic drinks and got quite inebriated as the negotiations
progressed. This seemed to act as truth serum and he announced
to the room that he wanted to join our band, that he was sick
of played fag rock and wanted to play a mans rock. I stated,
hey Ricki, no offense, but once a fag always a fag, and we cannot
allow a known homo to be in our band. Also we already have a
manly drummer, Mooseprick, and so that it just not going to
happen.
He stated to us he would show
us and asked if he raped a chick that would constitute as a
rape rock initiation and he mentioned that he thought we were
pussies and that Moosedick never really raped any sluts, and
this was bullshit.
He became very mean and belligerent
and we said, he Ricki you had too much to drink, go to sleep,
dude. You cant rape chicks to get into our band, but given us
money and drugs might help your cause.
We was escorted out of the room
and later that night we heard screams from his suite and the
sounds of gunfire.
That is really all we know, and
certainly it is very coincidental that a super hot cocktail
waitress at hte casino is now claiming Rocket forcibly raped
here that evening in his suite.
