The Church of El Duce
Fellowship of Los Angeles
Sunday, November 7, 2005, 10:30 AM
Pope Heathen Scum Presiding over the Congregation
Opening Words and Welcome
Chalice Lighting in Unison
We light our flaming chalice
To light up the sky for our Lord El Duce
In the search for sex, may we be Righteous
In the search for a buzz, may we be mellow and high,
And, in Jamming, may our rock last for eternity as the most
Righteous of all mankind.
– Pope Scum
Swingers Reading
Hymn #413 Go now in peace in our Lord El Duce
Candle Lighting (A time for personal joys and concerns)
Silent Reflection
Hymn Mentors: Sandwich of Love
Offering in Unison
In the name of El Duce we get high
In the name of El Duce we will fuck the sluts
In the name of El Duce we will righteously rock the Planet
Sweet El Duce, show us the way,
El Duce, we dedicate our lives to your Glory
Responsive Reading #___ Title of 2nd Hymn
Presentation: Church of El Duce Principle #3: Within our
Congregations of Sexually Liberated Swingers in the Church
of El Duce, it is our Sacrament to Get Down and Dirty with
Drugs and Porn and Sluts
Closing Hymn #123 Four F Club
Extinguishing the Chalice
Closing Words: Video of El Duce from Church Library
Announcements and Introduction of Guests
Please join us for a Forty Ounce of Olde English and some
hash after the service
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Upcoming Programs
Sunday, Nov. 14 – 10:30 PM. Church Messiah Allen Wrench
will preach on the Holy Words of El Duce
Sunday, Nov. 21 – 10:30 PM Assitant Pastor Sickie
Junior will lead the Youth Group in a Sexual Orgy
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Other Fellowship Events
Today – Noon. El Duce Cathedral Building Committee
update, downstairs. New participants welcome.
Monday, Nov. 8 – 5:30 p.m. Church of El Duce Evangelical
Missionary (Positione) Harvest Outreach to the Hollywood
Community. Cocaine and Botox Party after the Orgy.
Friday, Nov. 12 – 6 p.m. Duce Word Study Group Meets
to Study in Depth You Axed for It – Mentors LP
Tuesday, Nov. 16 – Church of El Duce Mentors Album
Release Party for Over the Top
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Volunteer Opportunities : Female Church Members Only
Hospitality – Provide sexual refreshments after service.
Come early to make coffee and set out cups. Clean up kitchen
area after Duce Orgy hour. Sign up on the bulletin board
downstairs,
Booze – Bring a six-pack for Sunday morning. After
service, drop off leftovers at the Senior Center so the
Retired Church Members can party out too. .
Children’s Service – Due to Church Rules, no
children are allowed in the Church. However, Church Lady
Volunteers visit the local playgrounds and distribute Mentors
Porno to the kinds in a Harvest Outreach mission so when
they are old enough to join, they will already be corrupt.
